I'm looking for a 20/20 or 10/20 BS internet job. That's 20 bills(USD) or shekels if you prefer...I do. At 10 or 20 hours a week. Hopefully, someone has an office dud who sucks up 40 hours salary plus benefits and I can do the same paperwork efficiently in half the time for half the pay and no beefits.

I have a pair of websites I don't use yet, and can translate good-excellent Spanish to English. I can do basic para-legal bs, well, why not? I hate lawyers, but I'm a Christian so I can work for enemies.

I'm a retired Washington, DC policeman, living in Veracruz, Mexico. I charge $50 an hour to make contacts, witness or acquire signatures in business deals which cant be closed with a fax. This could save money if it doesn't require bs salesmanship, because it's a pretty penny and not much fun to travel to Veracruz, Mexico City or Guadalajara. I take the bus. I'm a part time house Dad with school pickups and I actually have a pickup truck for ranch work. My hours are irregular, but I need extra cash for tuition/ranch investment etc.

If Karl doesn't mind and anyone is interested, I can u-tube my resume as an advertisement for the 2011-2014 period. I can read very basic Russian- only stock market quote type stuff. I studied that 30+ years ago and can no longer translate.

Thanks and good luck/best wishes. I'll get back to the rosary & w/ confidence, hoping that the recent earthquake is NOT AKITA, just a sad disaster, and reasonable warning for the world to turn not only to God, but eolic energy, and at least not nuke plants near water. God bless, and good night.

Contact 4 now at momybg ...@ hotmail.com

Daniel Parrott McDonough
Bravo 1070 #203, Col. Centro
Veracruz, Vera, 91701
momybg@hotmail.com
Tel: 22991386284

Work Experience
• University Professor at Universidad Veracruzana (94-98)
• CII Consultores Business English Consultant at TAMSA steel factory (97-98)
• Centro Interamericano English Teacher (92-98)
• Elementary school remedial tutor (85-89)
• Law Enforcement Explorers Advisor, adolescent and career counseling Washington, D.C. (1985-89)
• Emergency Medical Technician, Street Police (85-89)
• Washington, D.C. Police, supervisor, sergeant (79-91)
• Home Schooling Father, 1995- 2007
• Farm rancher, cultivator of oregano, neem, guichin, noni, mamey, pistachio, fowl, (2007-2011)
Education
• St. Jane Francis de Chantal-primary (1969)
• Gonzaga High School (1973)
• George Washington University (1979) BA in Russian Language and Literature
• U.S. Department of Transportation (1985-89) EMT, CPR Certified
• Mexican Red Cross, EMT, CPR certified (2001)
• Govt. Supervision and Management Course (1988)
• Real estate sales diploma (1988)
• Cambridge University Press English Didactic Course (1997)
• Diploma and experience in infant, child care (1987-2010)
• Apostolic Bible College, Cathedral of Veracruz (2007-2011)

Aww shucks. No takers. OK, 10 bills an hour! No bennies, ss, fica; Research assistant/"**** job"/ wanted. Between soccer dad, ranch shoveling **** for fertilizer, incubating eggs, etc. jazz, ballet duties.





additional LSO experience noted: 959 F.2d 1102: Daniel J. Parrott, Sergeant, Appellant v. United ...
http://law.justia.com/cases/federal/appe....


.....corrupted citation. vease USC 91-8654, in forma pauperus... cert denied??????

Additional experience: certified buttwiper & laundry control agent for cloth diapers.
Additional education: hardware/software apprentice compu a la cafe mexicana.

Many thanks & Merry Christmas!

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I'm looking for a 20/20 or 10/20 BS internet job. That's 20 bills(USD) or shekels if you prefer...I do. At 10 or 20 hours a week. Hopefully, someone has an office dud who sucks up 40 hours salary plus benefits and I can do the same paperwork efficiently in half the time for half the pay and no beefits.

This sounds like a foreign language to me. Can you say this in plain English without the unprofessional shorthand?

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I have a pair of websites I don't use yet

This is much more confusing than it is helpful. It sounds pretty unstable at best.

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I hate lawyers, but I'm a Christian so I can work for enemies.

You'll never get hired identifying yourself as a liability.

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I charge $50 an hour to make contacts, witness or acquire signatures in business deals which cant be closed with a fax.

Holy ****. I'll do that for $45/hr. And finish with the world's best reach around.

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• Washington, D.C. Police, supervisor, sergeant (79-91)

:-/ The stories you could tell.

Write a book?

The stories you could tell... not allowed/ offends against charity.
I hate lawyers, but I'm a Christian so I can work for enemies.
You'll never get hired identifying yourself as a liability.
Good point. LSO or LPO (legal service outsourcing) work is lucrative.+$5 billion dollar industry. With practice, I can do as well or better than Indian lawyers or paralegals, for half the pay. My heart aint really in it though, unless I believe in the case, or I'm just a blind dude lookin up cites. A bit different than washing pots or "soulin" shoes.



Write a book?...short form... tithe time to God.

I charge $50 an hour to make contacts, witness or acquire signatures in business deals which cant be closed with a fax.

Holy ****. I'll do that for $45/hr.

...Ok, $450 per day, maybe 400 w/ 3-5 days or extensive work. That saves about $1ooo airfare, plus hotels & bennies for a contracter from US. Triple that from EU, (Europe) not Estados Unidos or Israel.

I have the advantage. I can speak "Jarocho" & "chilango", take a bus, stay in a pension house for $5 and I don't wear a suit...as long as it's a clean business deal. So I'm the "dude" if you wanna make a deal W/ Carlos Slim or even Valentin Ruiz. $$$ needs to flow.

And finish with the world's best reach around.

Can't beat you dere.... I'm just a hometown boy. Shoveled plenty of fine **** today. 45 pots at 75 pesos= 3375 (fine humus_black dirt)w/ a duece level shovel of prime bull**** or my favorite...lamb glop- really wet.

ps. I really am available for business deal contacts- legit only. My heart is elsewhere- in the dirt, but imagine...it is dangerous to travel in Mexico; people dissapear,(entire police forces are disbanded, officials are hung from bridges with nuts in mouth, lot's of heads rolling. But business goes on.

Just thought I might be able to pick up a few bucks, saving someone else a lot of trouble. I know how to hide in the shadows (of the Lord God Almighty), & roll w/ the hot sauce & de (pinche) pounches. Kuz I walk through the valley of the shadow of death... & I fear no evil. For the Lord is w/ me.

I hate lawyers, but I'm a Christian so I can work for enemies.



Jesus taught to love all...enemies included, and to hate all in the gospel sense of detatchment...family, self, & enemies.

You'll never get hired identifying yourself as a liability.

never say never...yet in the "decade" sense//pause for a decade of rosary...
boiling potatoes like a good Irish lad,...I'm just a kid at heart...must be like a child to enter the kingdom of God.

I don't view Christianity, honesty in business, loving enemies & friends, albeit to one's own...hoit, as a liability since I view life as eternal.

Certainly, few could try to argue that "being Christian" or woise yet- a Catholic one, is not conducive to sluicing in the juice of $$$. I could go on forever about the commy plots to seduce the choich(es), drug up USA etc., but that's old business. Back in 1910-14, it began in Mexico, Russia as well & de USA...well these are unseen archives. I'll skip that for charity's sake. In Mexico, priest and nuns & Catholic children were shot, hung by thumbnails, uno dos, no hay Dios. No prayer in school. No property for Catholic Church, nor Catholics. This lasted well into the late 30's & still lingers. A few families took over and today it's a few more families & "soviet" "chinese" red mafia independent rebel devil drug families.

There may be a couple, but doubtful there is a lawyer or judge in mexico that does not pay the secretary or receive a bribe...no jury, presumed guilty- no thank you, Benito Juarez.

So what's different up north? SOS. No prayer. 9 blind guides, most whitewashed tombs full of filth & dead bones. Most black-robes sos. Most $$$ and hard assets w/ top-dogs- yes. Can it change? Could be.

Two clues. Hatred & oppressing the worker are sins against charity.

Love God with tenderness & He will grant the desires of your heart.
God loves a generous heart. He pays 100 X, in this woild & de next.

I don't hate Nixon, but he sure screwed up W/ that "open door policy" "peace with honour" & watergate shenanigans while cleensweeping America(s) with the abortion issue. Wanna know who the real deep throat really is? ...
The stories you could tell... not allowed/ offends against charity.

Gee whiz.... I'm not applying for Chief Justice,or president,just a little pocket $$. Look up cites/precedents.