Seriously, I want a no bull**** assessment here. Could you kick Kim Jong Un's ass in mano to mano (hand to hand) combat. No knives, no guns, just your bare hands and knuckles and feet. Boxing, martial arts, wrestling, UFC...anything goes but no weapons. (****, i wish i could make iphone aps. this would be a great game.)

He looks pretty heavy to me. Probably pretty slow on his feet.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnew....

If it was his birthday, he marked the occasion by driving a tank and showing off his military prowess.

Maybe this is his Michael Dukakis moment... LOL..

I think most American men could kick his ass. He's probably been pretty well coddled all his life.

lookit that pillsbury dough boy, you kiddin' ?

Now the millions of starving North Koreans know where all the food has gone.

I on the other hand would think he would have been given some training in martial arts. He is probably a big p**s but frankly so are many American men and most of them don't have any training outside of maybe one fight they got into on the play ground in 4th grade.

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I on the other hand would think he would have been given some training in martial arts.

See him waddle ? whatever he learned was paid for by a trip to the gulag.

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It added that he wrote his first thesis on military strategy at the age of 16 and was the "spitting image" of his father and grandfather.

"The respected comrade Kim Jong-Un is perfectly versed in all military strategies and [ ...] displays excellent military leadership," said the film, over images of soldiers jumping in joy at seeing Kim on field trips.

witness his general's arms, connected at the elbow. They had better hope not to*****-off the U.S. military.

edit: funeral procession. fake crying from the front row. omg.

is that a '69 suicide door lincoln ?

i am talking a fight to the death. not just an ass kicking. has anyone here killed anyone? the pillsbury dough boy has probably killed more than all of us combined. who could do it?

he is a big boy though.