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Bubba1 Posts: 223 Incept: 2007-07-30 Florida's Sun Coast	"If you turn out to be a **** I really am going to ** my pants...ROFL!" At least he would be one with a damn good redneck sense of humor. 2007-08-30 18:57:34 Permalink
Vegasradar Posts: 8666 Incept: 2007-07-11	"If you turn out to be a **** I really am going to my pants...ROFL! and you will get the MOGAMBU trophy of the week for playing the ultimate game of chess...:)" Now THAT is* IN YOUR PANTS *IN' FUNNY L!!!! ---------- Be the change you want to see in the world. ~Mahatma Gandhi 2007-08-30 19:18:41 Permalink*
Vegasradar Posts: 8666 Incept: 2007-07-11	Hey Bubba, Maybe Elua can get us some Ron White audio clips...I can't find on here how to embed one in a post first time I heard him on Comedy Central a couple years back I DID nearly pee my pants and almost passed out from laughing so hard so long— his delivery is classic!! ---------- Be the change you want to see in the world. ~Mahatma Gandhi 2007-08-30 20:03:29 Permalink
Bubba1 Posts: 223 Incept: 2007-07-30 Florida's Sun Coast	Back in my drinkin' days, I used to belly up to the bar with guys who remind me of Ron White. Last modified: 2007-08-30 20:40:07 by bubba1 Reason: dont know how to do the embed 2007-08-30 20:37:53 Permalink
Theone Posts: 6865 Incept: 2007-08-07 They crucified the only PERFECT one Banned	Bubba and Vegas,, thanks for the kind words, you made it all worth it...ROFL! OK, I gave you guys some laughs, now who the ** is Ron White.... I know, I really have lead a sheltered life....I was one of those poor abused white kids that actually had to work for a living...I didn't get to suck on Billary's big government TIT... Kinda lonely in those padded roooms, with a straight jacket and diaper...:) Bubba, IF Vegas is really a fag...I pray over my mothers grave he looks like my old cross dressing avatar (Erika Eleniak)...I wouldn't even care if he had a 9" cock....ROFLMAOSIMP!!!!! ---------- Let me know when the DENIAL of who runs everything is over. Until then enjoy the circle jerk. I'm going fishing. State of the Union --->** http://www.mindspring.com/~lcruiser/Stat.... 2007-08-30 21:19:21 Permalink
Theone Posts: 6865 Incept: 2007-08-07 They crucified the only PERFECT one Banned	ps. you guys like my new avatar...I thought Geenius and Farthead woulD like it... Kinda shows my true colors, pardon the pun.... you know, **** ** ---------- Let me know when the DENIAL of who runs everything is over. Until then enjoy the circle jerk. I'm going fishing. State of the Union --->** http://www.mindspring.com/~lcruiser/Stat.... 2007-08-30 21:20:50 Permalink
Vegasradar Posts: 8666 Incept: 2007-07-11	can't WAIT to hear your comments on this..... http://www.tatersalad.com/videos.html ---------- Be the change you want to see in the world. ~Mahatma Gandhi 2007-08-30 21:26:54 Permalink
Theone Posts: 6865 Incept: 2007-08-07 They crucified the only PERFECT one Banned	Wow! He cloned and didn't even know it....and neither did I...:) Well I'm sitting here and glanced over the website just to get a brief idea of who he is..... I almost swallowed my cigar....:) I ** you not... gonna go get a Gentleman Jack just for the hell of it...Yeeeeee Haaaaaa! ---------- Let me know when the DENIAL of who runs everything is over. Until then enjoy the circle jerk. I'm going fishing. State of the Union --->** http://www.mindspring.com/~lcruiser/Stat.... 2007-08-30 21:38:34 Permalink
Vegasradar Posts: 8666 Incept: 2007-07-11	OK L, go out and rent his 2 DVDs Drunk in Public and you can't fix stupid IMO you should see them in that order I have 'you can't fix stupid' on CD but it's WAY better to watch him deliver I'm so tight w/money (cuz I don't work) that I can **** a buffalo off a nickel.... yet he's the only show we've seen that we paid for since we've been here 4 years! watch it this weekend if you can and tell me what you think.... ---------- Be the change you want to see in the world. ~Mahatma Gandhi 2007-08-30 23:03:51 Permalink
Theone Posts: 6865 Incept: 2007-08-07 They crucified the only PERFECT one Banned	will try and rent them..... I'll do some beer swillin and watchem...:) how you like my new colorful "look"..... guess you could throw "creativity" into the list too huh.....:) ROFL! I swear Bear cracks me up more than I crack myself up and THAT is scary... ---------- Let me know when the DENIAL of who runs everything is over. Until then enjoy the circle jerk. I'm going fishing. State of the Union ---> http://www.mindspring.com/~lcruiser/Stat.... 2007-08-30 23:13:38 Permalink
Vegasradar Posts: 8666 Incept: 2007-07-11	L, got somethin for ya can't post it need your email address vegasradar cox net you will ROFLYAO!!!! ---------- Be the change you want to see in the world. ~Mahatma Gandhi 2007-08-30 23:33:17 Permalink
Yazooflesh Posts: 4994 Incept: 2007-08-02	Mogambu Cruiser...how ya doing crazy man? I have tried to avoid your posts because your Avatar makes me very sad. It reminds me of my Aunt Jemima who has a special place in my heart. I grew up in a very strict, orthodox, snake handlin',strychnine drinkin' church community. The church elders would not allow us to have any magazines in the house whatsoever. Not even National Geographic. Well, needless to say, a young lad gets the urge around puberty time and the pantry was right next to the outhouse so I flung open the pantry doors in hopes of finding something, anything to gaze upon in my endeavor. Well guess who was invited into the stall...that's right, Aunt Jemima!! Momma caught me one day in the act and from that day forward Aunt Jemima was banned from the house. The doughboy never did much for me so I was faced with a conundrum...forget about Jemima altogether and try to get on with my life or languish in the dream of hoping somehow to gaze upon that beautiful rag top beauty just once again in my lifetime. Your Avatar brought it all home!!! Bless you, Mogambu!! May your farts be as pleasurable to you as mine are to me!! Word Up... 2007-08-31 01:26:52 Permalink
Onepence Posts: 334 Incept: 2007-08-26	what is that saying about a monkey and a keyboard o yeah ... not to be considered as any type of scholary work but don't give up ... there is always hope {tiah} charity begins at home IQ unkown 2007-08-31 01:49:50 Permalink
Theone Posts: 6865 Incept: 2007-08-07 They crucified the only PERFECT one Banned	Yazoo..... That is one of the funniest and sadest stories I've ever heard...Thanks for sharing it.... tell you what, here is a website that should let you catch up on some pancake batter... www.pussy.org - there is more free porn on there than you can imagine, a lifetime supply of pancake batter...ROFL! works for me....we don't have any pancake batter.... hell, I'm gonna go make some pancakes, I'm kinda hungry..:) ---------- Let me know when the DENIAL of who runs everything is over. Until then enjoy the circle jerk. I'm going fishing. State of the Union ---> http://www.mindspring.com/~lcruiser/Stat.... 2007-08-31 11:06:09 Permalink
Theone Posts: 6865 Incept: 2007-08-07 They crucified the only PERFECT one Banned	Onepence, Glad you stoped by to chat. I had no idea monkey's could type. Thanks for letting us see your abilities.. I'm sure a lot of others did't know that either.... Not sure what the IQ of a monkey is, but I'll take my best shot for ya... Does 32 sound about right for ya? ---------- Let me know when the DENIAL of who runs everything is over. Until then enjoy the circle jerk. I'm going fishing. State of the Union ---> http://www.mindspring.com/~lcruiser/Stat.... 2007-08-31 11:09:33 Permalink
Infidel Posts: 5463 Incept: 2007-08-27 between here and there	Yazoo... "It's my penis momma, and I'll wash it as hard and fast as I want to!!" Don't know if it would have worked in a outhouse but it would have kept your girl in the pantry. ---------- "DON'T BELIEVE THEM, DON'T FEAR THEM, DON'T ASK ANYTHING OF THEM." -ALEXANDER SOLZHENITSYN. 2007-08-31 13:55:13 Permalink
Krush Posts: 5999 Incept: 2007-08-19 WTF Island, Pacific Banned	Hey Lcruiser, on Discovery science channel there is a show called Battle of the Brains that I am watching right now. They put "high IQ" really smart people up agasints 13 yr old educated artists an the like. You'd like it, assclown! "IQ tests haven't changed in 100 years. Imagine if physics or chemistry didn't change in 100 years" ---------- "The gap of real GDP and the fake GDP is already as wide as a slut gang banged by 1000 people. I can't imagin people will say: gee, this slut is tighter than expected."--Mliu_01 2007-09-01 19:20:24 Permalink
Theone Posts: 6865 Incept: 2007-08-07 They crucified the only PERFECT one Banned	Doesn't matter if they changed or not... My friend that doesn't know his ABCD's because he's deaf, doesn't give a **, he can't read the damn thing anyway..... ROFL! and ROFCrying! you think a 5th grader is going up against a 13 year old, that, my mammy didn't raise no total fool.... anybody else got the munchies, after the bong hit and Eleua's new avatar, I'm gonna go make some pancakes.....:) ---------- Let me know when the DENIAL of who runs everything is over. Until then enjoy the circle jerk. I'm going fishing. State of the Union --->** http://www.mindspring.com/~lcruiser/Stat.... 2007-09-01 19:29:42 Permalink
Exodus Posts: 2081 Incept: 2007-08-29	Mmm pancakes. IQ schmi-q. Pancakes are real. REAL TASTY. 2007-09-02 03:39:22 Permalink
Thedeb Posts: 634 Incept: 2007-08-19 USA	You are smart enough to get everyone****ed off and block ya. hehehe If you weren't smart Karl would have kicked your ass out already. Any remarks about today's fed decision? Something funny. I'm thinking this is not for me. I have a little one and one on the way. It's too much to do at this time in my life. You really need to be able to devote more time. I feel quility with the time I am giving already. Children are only young once. Have a good evening. Deb 2007-09-18 20:21:36 Permalink*
Theone Posts: 6865 Incept: 2007-08-07 They crucified the only PERFECT one Banned	Deb,.... see this http://www.tickerforum.org/cgi-ticker/ak.... ---------- Let me know when the DENIAL of who runs everything is over. Until then enjoy the circle jerk. I'm going fishing. State of the Union ---> http://www.mindspring.com/~lcruiser/Stat.... 2007-09-18 20:33:37 Permalink

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