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Genesis
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"The monetary base in ALL modern monetary systems is the sum of unencumbered assets against which one is both WILLING AND ABLE to borrow." - Me
Ponzi_unit
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Nailed it! The buttocks was a bit over the top though smiley

Etz
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Except they got it backwards.

It's Obower who's doing all the bending over.

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The carry trade enhancement from ZIRP is a subsidy for credit losses by banks that comes out of the pockets of savers.
Ponzi_unit
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Nah, the Chinese are just allowing Obama to save face. They are demonstrating they will bend over in public too but behind closed doors I bet it's something different.
Karefree
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+1 Ponzi!! Love to be a fly on the wall behind THOSE closed doors! smiley

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Infidel
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The sad part is that Obama probably never breathed a word about the "unfair valuation of their currency, the trade imbalance" or, and especially "human rights"

It was a waste of good JP54.

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If you think it's exciting to watch 1000 fat traders heading for the exit door at one time it should be a real hoot to watch the collapse at the speed of light. It should be akin to watching a particle accelerator funnel 10 pounds sub atomic **** into a 5 pound collector. Forget black swans, think black holes. me
Schill
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Wow, that one had me crying. With laughter, I think.
Gibbie
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Amerika
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mildly entertaining.

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No amount of destruction others have done to us can rival what we have done to ourselves.
Soar07
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Pretty much nails the situation doesn't it?

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Time to put the USA first! Stop Globalization, Illegal Immigration, Outsourcing. Buy American. Enforce the rule of law. Drop kick political correctness! What else can I say.... check out my blog indyamerican@blogspot.com
Berkleyreindeer
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Minneapolis , MN
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This one was darn funny, but the Geithner bit taking phone calls because he hadn't a clue was even better.

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It'll get worse. Just wait.
Tdray
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Who at GE let this skit go on the air? Somebody must be getting called on the carpet this morning. Great skit, by the way. Right on the mark.
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Collector
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That was pretty good.
Although I thought it was going to be Obama doing the bending.

Tdray
Perhaps a warning shot from GE because of something Obama is doing or not doing to their satisfaction.
A reminder to stay on track.

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Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.- Martin Luther King Jr
The business of journalist is to destroy the truth: to lie outright: to pervert; to vilify: to fawn at the feet of mammon, and to sell his country and his race for his daily bread -John Swinton

Xanares
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Picardie
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Arrrgh ****, you have a Money4Gold flash add with SOUND on the page now... completely rocked my joint here.... all I hear is iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.

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http://i.imgur.com/TsyQy.jpg (tip of the iceberg)
Icanhasbailout
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Flashblock, Adblock Plus... install 'em, love 'em, live 'em

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"Give me control of a nation's money and I care not who makes her laws."
- Mayer Amschel Rothschild
Mondocondo
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When I saw that last night, I assumed KD wrote it. Brilliant!!
Laura
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Hilarious!

When joined at the hip, does it really matter who's bending over on the way down the cliff?


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People build wealth by using good judgement, hard work, common sense, discipline, educating themselves, reinforcing positive personal habits, and keeping their legs against one-another. Expy
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I sure wish principles would return...WeAreDoomed
Collector
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Laura
Perhaps to those being piled up below the cliff, to break the fall it matters ?

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Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.- Martin Luther King Jr
The business of journalist is to destroy the truth: to lie outright: to pervert; to vilify: to fawn at the feet of mammon, and to sell his country and his race for his daily bread -John Swinton
Eternalblue
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lol the pitcher less likely to get STDs than the catcher..

Robertf97
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That was awesome thanks for posting. I hope the real Chinese president gets as much of a kick out of it as I did.

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"The issuing power should be taken from the banks and restored to the people, to whom it properly belongs." -- Thomas Jefferson
Ilikecoffee
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"Kiss me" LOL

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You can trust the government, ask any American Indian.

"When people lose everything and they have nothing left to lose, they lose it" Gerald Celente
Snarkus
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Denver
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Well played. I especially liked the translator.
Plocequ1
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Im almost certain that they got the kiss me scene from the movie Dog Day Afternoon. There is a scene when Sonny ( Al Pacino ) says the same thing to
Det. Sgt. Eugene Moretti ( Charles Durning ). Of course they couldnt say **** on tv , CHECK IT OUT. Classic ****

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYt24hq5n....

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"Man looks into the Abyss, and there's nothin' staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character, and that's what keeps him out of the Abyss"... Lou Mannheim, Wall Street.

"Its a huge **** sandwich and were all gonna have to take a bite"... Lt. Lockhart , Full Metal Jacket.

Laura
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Collector,
We are all dead, except Goldman Sachs and JP Morgan Chase.

Oh, I've heard the f-bomb on TV before.

I loved the Kiss Me, dinner and theater, just get it over with bits.

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People build wealth by using good judgement, hard work, common sense, discipline, educating themselves, reinforcing positive personal habits, and keeping their legs against one-another. Expy
401k confiscated, owner went Stack. Ls2go
I sure wish principles would return...WeAreDoomed
Vacanthomes
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Detroit, MI
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LOL on the translator... "Why are you trying to do sex to me!"

Every so often Saturday Night Live nails it. Another great one was the bailout skit with Barney Frank, George W and Nancy Pelosi, which has since been heavily censored, the entire bit about Wachovia/World Savings has been removed from the NBC site.

Reason: Added extra info
Bozonian
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You can get away with a lot of politically incorrect stuff when it's "just jokes".

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I'll keep my money, my freedom, my right to bear arms and to speak freely. You can keep the change.

Everything I write is my opinion and not to be considered proven fact. Nothing I write should be considered financial advice.
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